mikeee Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 You know you are a Pyro when you have a box of (500) rocket tubes, and you might be looking to buy some morejust in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marks265 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 When you absolutely have to take time out to organize your box of twine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeee Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 You must be a Pyro when you click on your favorites on your web browser and skip by the "Girls Gone Wild" website and go directly to the APC Forum website. I must be getting old!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taiwanluthiers Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 There was a thread like this going on at rec.pyrotechnics. I have some.. ... when you write in your will "put my ash in a 12" shell and shoot it into the sky, and here are the specific composition and pattern to use" .. when you go to China even though you have no real desire to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potassiumchlorate Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 ...when you dream that you are eating barium chlorate stars? I dreamed that last night actually. Before going to bed I was eating pasta and then I made some barium chlorate stars. Then I dreamed that I boiled pasta but that once ready to eat, it was barium chlorate stars, and for some reason I ate them in the dream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 when your house is burning done you tell the fire fighter to stay at least 100 miles awaywhen you dream of having every chem there is when people with no brain report you and you think don`t they know I can blow up there housewhen people wounder what that black wet string is all over your trees when you insist on plowing up a field every yearwhen you buy flour every month but don`t cook food when you tell the store that you have 1000 stups to get ride of and so need more salt peter when you tell the store that your going to plant roses soon just need a little more sulpher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taiwanluthiers Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 (edited) ...when you dream that you are eating barium chlorate stars? I dreamed that last night actually. Before going to bed I was eating pasta and then I made some barium chlorate stars. Then I dreamed that I boiled pasta but that once ready to eat, it was barium chlorate stars, and for some reason I ate them in the dream! And you didn't die in the dream? I had a dream a long time ago that I was buying 4", 5" and 6" shells. I was in the US at the time and didn't think I'd ever buy anything like that since they required a license in most cases. Edited July 6, 2012 by taiwanluthiers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potassiumchlorate Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I didn't die, because I just ate them in the dream. Here they are. I use an old dough blender as a star roller. I'm a bit carefull with rolling alcohol or acetone bound ones in it, but these are water bound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taiwanluthiers Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I just dreamed last night that I made a BIG ball of dragon egg and was lighting it with a lighter to test it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potassiumchlorate Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I filled a small plastic can with about 6000 commercial dragon eggs a couple of years back. That was some crackling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabbo2230 Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 When you hear a car and immediately jump into the bush ...... To avoid suspicion ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessalco Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 When your kids can tell the difference between fireworks containing BP and per/chlorates just by the smell of the smoke.... Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peret Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 ... When an offer of free aluminum makes you all sweaty with excitement, but if they were offering free $20 bills you'd just think "meh" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potassiumchlorate Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 When your kids can tell the difference between fireworks containing BP and per/chlorates just by the smell of the smoke.... Kevin I remember when being a kid myself. I clearly noticed that whistling rockets smelled differently than "ordinary" rockets and firecrackers, but I had no idea what whstling rockets contained back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roketman21 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 you know your'e a pyro when you keep lighters in your pockets, car and all the places you spend time but have never smoked a day in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 you know your'e a pyro when you keep lighters a Bernzomatic TS4000 in your pockets, car and all the places you spend time but have never smoked a day in your life. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41jtHJfEo6L.jpg -dag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roketman21 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Nice upgrade Dag lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I love the darn things! -dag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
californiapyro Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 you know you're a pyro when you have a COLLECTION of Bernzomatic TS4000s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brimstoned Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 ...you wince when the wife fires up a vacuum cleaner near your workbench... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirCowPeacock Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 ...When you get 'Charcoal Foot' just by treading in your work area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumbles Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Theres a reason I started buying black socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightHawkInLight Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 It's the black boogers that get me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan999ification Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 you have to look at your cigarette twice incase its a firecracker, seriously even though i dont really make em the thought enters my head often.You consider giving up smoking because pyro told you to. Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taiwanluthiers Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 When you carry a lighter with you, and keep them in easily accessible location and you don't smoke... you might be a pyro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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