
You know you're a Pyro when...
#1
Posted 02 February 2008 - 02:34 PM
... You're in the market produce section, spy an empty cardboard tube that plastic bags are spooled around, and think "Sayyyyy, that would make a great stinger!"
... Your wife checks with you before throwing away any container or tube
... You're caught driving in a blizzard and the only thing you can think of is how much it reminds you of D1 glitter
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#2
Posted 02 February 2008 - 03:02 PM
......when a delivery person drop a package on your doorstep and runs away without waiting for a signature, presumably due to the warning labels.
....... when your housemates/neighbors tell you in a serious manner that they thought that an earthquake was you testing something out back.
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#3
Posted 02 February 2008 - 03:14 PM
#4
Posted 02 February 2008 - 03:20 PM
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#5
Posted 02 February 2008 - 03:30 PM
(mine did, it was 15kgs perch. I said "yeah, sort of.. Thanks." xD)
... when you draw shell pattern designs in your math-book. (oops, I was dreaming)
... when you mumble 'nice four inch rounds' while looking at your girlfriend.
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#6
Posted 02 February 2008 - 03:42 PM
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#7
Posted 02 February 2008 - 03:47 PM
you cant figure out where to put that last lb of parlon that you just bought
you work at a fireworks store and dont care about the low pay (me)
you make music videos out of small pyro vid clips
your girlfriend yells "damnit! can't you put your rocket shit or whatever it is somewhere other than the middle of the floor?!!"
you've had the fbi come to your house because someone called them when you haven't even lit any fireworks off in 2 months...
#8
Posted 02 February 2008 - 04:06 PM
Funny stuff.... when you mumble 'nice four inch rounds' while looking at your girlfriend.
When you go to the library looking for pyro and chemistry related books.
When you take high offense to people saying," yeah he makes bombsl."
When you spend all your money on KCLo4, KNO3, Al, Mg, MGAL, shells, fuse, tubes and food.
#9
Posted 02 February 2008 - 04:08 PM
#10
Posted 02 February 2008 - 06:04 PM
...when you hate laws banning fireworks
...when you share info about your hobby with trusted persons only
...when you don't like to be bothered while making a pyro device.
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#11
Posted 02 February 2008 - 07:08 PM
Bad example:
You know you're a guy when.................you have a dick. Well no shit.
Good Example:
You know you're too drunk when...........Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you
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The sky is my canvas, and I have 2,113 pounds of powdered paint in the workshop.
#12
Posted 02 February 2008 - 07:18 PM
You know you're too drunk when...........Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you
Bravo! (Followed by a polite golf clap.)
Packwood reference was the clincher.
#13
Posted 02 February 2008 - 07:22 PM
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CAUTION: Aviation may be hazardous to your wealth.
#14
Posted 02 February 2008 - 09:39 PM
When loud noises (ie, explosions) don't startle you nearly as much as your friends.
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#15
Posted 02 February 2008 - 11:45 PM
You know you're a pyro when your gf asks what non-pyro related things you have been doing lately.
You know you're a pyro when you spend more time on apc then doing anything else, including sleeping (Me)
You know your a pyro when you dream about fireworks.
You know you're a pyro when you ask your mom if where were going on vacation has fireworks.
And yet I do all three.
#16
Posted 03 February 2008 - 04:06 AM
Better start making some fireworks!You know you're a pyro when you spend more time on apc then doing anything else, including sleeping (Me)

Lol, so true!.....When at a firework display, you try to estimate the shell size, and know what kind of shell it is (C6, TT, Colorchange...)
You know you're a pyro when ...
... your friend asks for the vodka, and you answer: 'in the chemicals cabinet, next to the acetone..'
... salt makes you think of yellow and pepper makes you think of round stars.
#17
Posted 03 February 2008 - 06:31 AM
My Vids -----> http://fr.youtube.com/OskarChem
CAUTION: Aviation may be hazardous to your wealth.
#18
Posted 03 February 2008 - 06:52 AM
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 07:56 AM

#20
Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:06 PM
...one asks you every day if you have build another bomb again.
...trie to explain the guy above foreworks are not bombs.
...you correct your chemistry teacher when he says copper always produces a green colored flame.
...people avoid you when you carry an ammo box (containing 56V ignition system).
...anyone wants to celebrate NYE at your place.
...like thunderstorms because they remind you of salutes.
...are constantly thinking about how to make an even better blue star composition.
...have a shed full of chemicals of which you know exactly where you got them, when and what you planned to do with them.
...know all chemical formula's of chemicals frequently used chemicals in pyro.
...hang around here.
...spend more money on pyro than drinking beer.
Hmm, I'm getting tired...
Edit:
I just forgot the most important one:
...are fascinated by fire since the first time you saw it.
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