madmandotcom Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 stuff:flintmulti core wireconcrete steps:1) twist the wire around the flint2) heat the flint3)hiff it at a peice of concrete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Updup Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Thanks for the media rich tutorial, you must have worked hard on this one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50AE Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 I wonder if I will succeed making this one in one day of hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 stuff:flintmulti core wireconcrete steps:1) twist the wire around the flint2) heat the flint3)hiff it at a peice of concrete Kings had their jokers, our little village now has its own.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anapogeetoofar Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 When my pitiful mortal eyes first bare witness to this marvel, I though it was nothing more than a teeny boppers sad attempt at trolling, or being k3wl and failing. But I soon realized it was more, much more! So I set off to assemble one of these devices, it was an arduous task, but eventually, thanks to the nigh holy transcription madmandotcom has so graciously given to man kind, I succeeded. I wasn't expecting much, but when I struck the small cylinder of glowing metal, I was awarded with a display worthy of the gods! A display of incandescence the likes of which have never been seen before! A myriad of dull, pumpkin and burnt orange sparks , crackling yellow balls of flame dancing about, striking the cigarette ash burned carpet and signing the 30 year old filthy polyester without mercy. I wept at the sight, never before having the opportunity to see such a display of Power and beauty. If that wasn't amazing enough, if we take the time analyze the tutorial, no, novel that madmandotcom has presented, we can see it has many similarities to Herman Melville's Moby-Dick. The glowing ferrocerium cylinder is like the great white whale, representing different things for each character. For the spring, it represents all that burns to hinder its springiness, much how the whale represents all that goes against man for the captain of the pequod Ahab. For the concrete, it represents nothing more than burning iron and rare earth metal oxides bouncing about on it, much how the whale is nothing more than the daily prey to the pequod's first mate, Starbuck. And for us, the spring represents all that is sparkly, crackly, and smokey, all that we long to understand but never will, much like how the whale represents the mystery and power of nature to the protagonist of the book, Ishmael. That was ten minutes well spent methinks, yeah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 My God Man!!! I had no idea it could be so incredible of a sight! I too will now tally forth and replicate the wondrous "smashie"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrochris732 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 what is this i dont even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 (shhhhhh!, just play along with us) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJV Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Could some please put this Throwies Tutorialin a PDF format to make it easier for me to download? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmandotcom Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Thanks for the media rich tutorial, you must have worked hard on this one when was the last time you tried loading photos using a dial up connectionWhen my pitiful mortal eyes first bare witness to this marvel, I though it was nothing more than a teeny boppers sad attempt at trolling, or being k3wl and failing. But I soon realized it was more, much more! So I set off to assemble one of these devices, it was an arduous task, but eventually, thanks to the nigh holy transcription madmandotcom has so graciously given to man kind, I succeeded. I wasn't expecting much, but when I struck the small cylinder of glowing metal, I was awarded with a display worthy of the gods! A display of incandescence the likes of which have never been seen before! A myriad of dull, pumpkin and burnt orange sparks , crackling yellow balls of flame dancing about, striking the cigarette ash burned carpet and signing the 30 year old filthy polyester without mercy. I wept at the sight, never before having the opportunity to see such a display of Power and beauty. If that wasn't amazing enough, if we take the time analyze the tutorial, no, novel that madmandotcom has presented, we can see it has many similarities to Herman Melville's Moby-Dick. The glowing ferrocerium cylinder is like the great white whale, representing different things for each character. For the spring, it represents all that burns to hinder its springiness, much how the whale represents all that goes against man for the captain of the pequod Ahab. For the concrete, it represents nothing more than burning iron and rare earth metal oxides bouncing about on it, much how the whale is nothing more than the daily prey to the pequod's first mate, Starbuck. And for us, the spring represents all that is sparkly, crackly, and smokey, all that we long to understand but never will, much like how the whale represents the mystery and power of nature to the protagonist of the book, Ishmael. That was ten minutes well spent methinks, yeah. thankyouI had no idea it could be so incredible of a sight! I too will now tally forth and replicate the wondrous "smashie"! Could some please put this Throwies Tutorialin a PDF format to make it easier for me to download? sorry, dont have the soft ware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 you really don't understand sarcasm do you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtreme Pyro Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 When my pitiful mortal eyes first bare witness to this marvel, I though it was nothing more than a teeny boppers sad attempt at trolling, or being k3wl and failing. But I soon realized it was more, much more! So I set off to assemble one of these devices, it was an arduous task, but eventually, thanks to the nigh holy transcription madmandotcom has so graciously given to man kind, I succeeded. I wasn't expecting much, but when I struck the small cylinder of glowing metal, I was awarded with a display worthy of the gods! A display of incandescence the likes of which have never been seen before! A myriad of dull, pumpkin and burnt orange sparks , crackling yellow balls of flame dancing about, striking the cigarette ash burned carpet and signing the 30 year old filthy polyester without mercy. I wept at the sight, never before having the opportunity to see such a display of Power and beauty. If that wasn't amazing enough, if we take the time analyze the tutorial, no, novel that madmandotcom has presented, we can see it has many similarities to Herman Melville's Moby-Dick. The glowing ferrocerium cylinder is like the great white whale, representing different things for each character. For the spring, it represents all that burns to hinder its springiness, much how the whale represents all that goes against man for the captain of the pequod Ahab. For the concrete, it represents nothing more than burning iron and rare earth metal oxides bouncing about on it, much how the whale is nothing more than the daily prey to the pequod's first mate, Starbuck. And for us, the spring represents all that is sparkly, crackly, and smokey, all that we long to understand but never will, much like how the whale represents the mystery and power of nature to the protagonist of the book, Ishmael. That was ten minutes well spent methinks, yeah. That was absolutely beautiful! Could some please put this Throwies Tutorialin a PDF format to make it easier for me to download? Sure.. here ya go throwies.pdf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peret Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Sure.. here ya go ROTFLMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Sure.. here ya go throwies.pdf Dude different colored titles are you mad !!!! ? that must have taken effort and atleast 1 second of work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtreme Pyro Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Dude different colored titles are you mad !!!! ? that must have taken effort and atleast 1 second of work Hey now.. It makes it easier for people to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hey, I am having a hard time finding a "hiff" and a "peice". Does someone have a few pounds that they can spare? stuff:flintmulti core wireconcrete steps:1) twist the wire around the flint2) heat the flint3)hiff it at a peice of concrete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hey, I am having a hard time finding a "hiff" and a "peice". Does someone have a few pounds that they can spare? stuff:flintmulti core wireconcrete steps:1) twist the wire around the flint2) heat the flint3)hiff it at a peice of concrete cant help with the "peice" but i can send you a few pounds of "hiff" its actually dried astronaut poo because you see NASA uses powerful antibiotics to kill the inhabitants of the intestines and bowels as their dead bodies are what makes up most of human feces so by eliminating them there is less waste to transport. Anyway after this ultra small astronaut poo has been dewatered (so they can than drink the poo water) the remaining light weight solid substance is called "hiff" which NASA pays me to dispose of responsibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algenco Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 cant help with the "peice" but i can send you a few pounds of "hiff" its actually dried astronaut poo because you see NASA uses powerful antibiotics to kill the inhabitants of the intestines and bowels as their dead bodies are what makes up most of human feces so by eliminating them there is less waste to transport. Anyway after this ultra small astronaut poo has been dewatered (so they can than drink the poo water) the remaining light weight solid substance is called "hiff" which NASA pays me to dispose of responsibly Ralph, give me a shiiping quote on a kilo of the hiff. Do you think Cow manure could be subbed?There are over 100 head of cattle next to my house, unlimited supply of sun dried hiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 cant help with the "peice" but i can send you a few pounds of "hiff" Uh, no Ralph, I can get a piece no problem, its a peice that I am having a hard time with. Al, Whow much "heft" in one of those sun-dried "hiffs"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 unlike cow manure genuine astronaut hiff contains less than 1% heft were as cow manure can contain upto 30% heft Algenco I can probably do the4 shipping pretty cheap by labeling it as purified dirt (so that you wont have to pay a hazardous goods fee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmandotcom Posted March 18, 2011 Author Share Posted March 18, 2011 this is getting way off topic, dagabu, hiff as in throw very hard and peice as in any bit of concrete will do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagabu Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Oh, I thought it was "hiff" as in "hiff the dumb-ass punk to the ground 'an put my Docs on his throat" kind of hiff. Somewhere a village is missing their idiot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Updup Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Oh, I thought it was "hiff" as in "hiff the dumb-ass punk to the ground 'an put my Docs on his throat" kind of hiff. Somewhere a village is missing their idiot... LOL Or maybe our village has ours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50AE Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Hey guys, I wonder if I can substitute concrete with stone, because I don't have any nearby. I'm nervous, because I think I won't be able to achieve the same great effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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