You know you're a Pyro when...
Posted 09 April 2017 - 11:13 PM
"I've been meaning to clear the brush out of that ditch for quite a while!!"
Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:17 PM
When your family brings shovels and brooms rather than slaw and baked beans to the 4th of July picnic....
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Posted 11 April 2017 - 12:27 AM
You smoke blackpowder when everyone else smokes pot... or you mix pot into fireworks...
Flower pot has nothing to do with flowers
Instead of pots for your plants, you use fireworks mortars because "just in case"...
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Posted 12 April 2017 - 02:44 PM
Edited by MudDuckPyro79, 12 April 2017 - 02:45 PM.
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Posted 12 April 2017 - 02:52 PM
Heh! You "know you're a pyro" when you spend 10 hours a day EVERY day of the week just on pyro projects, or site planning for other companies, or designing formulae for other companies, or building tools for them, or doing vendor research for them. or, or, or... !
Yeah... I'm a pyro. <grin>
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"Pyro for Fun and Profit for More Than Fifty Years"
Posted 16 April 2017 - 10:33 PM
Posted 18 April 2017 - 11:09 AM
When you sit around a bonfire and people throw a log on it, causing sparks to fly everywhere. And immediately, you're awake and scanning your surroundings.
I noticed this with myself the other day
Blowing shit up is not a goal in itself. Seeing your device working the way you intended, is the greatest satisfaction of all.
Posted 22 April 2017 - 03:12 PM
Posted 22 April 2017 - 09:33 PM
Similarly, when you actually watch (and analyze) all those videos you take of fireworks.
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Posted 03 May 2017 - 03:56 PM
You know you are a pyro when
...almost going mad when you hear fireworks display, but can't see anything
...your clothes smell better than any expensive perfume
...you imagine that you could buy 2 cars from money which you burned up
...you convert almost every money you make to kilograms of chinese clay and cardboard...
...you can't stop thinking about it
Edited by limak, 03 May 2017 - 03:58 PM.
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Posted 08 February 2021 - 03:37 PM
OK you folks need to lighten up Hey Noobs.. this is a classic thread. Grab a beverage and don’t spit anything on the keyboard.
Posted 07 March 2021 - 02:33 PM
When you are 70 years old and during the cold winter days you still frequently go outside light a piece of Visco, get downwind and sniff. .
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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