So Amazon is selling 'cone fountains' with 'electric ignitors'

[AzoMittle]

This is probably the most amusing product I've seen listed on Amazon . Uncle Milton's Grand Finale Light Show: http://amzn.com/B00COLHJC0

[AzoMittle]

Or, perhaps, the New York Times Best Selling book: Fireworks for July: A Vampire Paranormal Romance (Holiday Bites Book 2)